CRITICAL ACCLAIM FOR MY NEW BLOG

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“Hey, I’m going to start a blog. I have too much to say and no one to say it to.” -Me, Jessica Joyce, 19

“You said that last year.” -Jack, Father of Jessica

“Be careful. Don’t talk to any creeps. Can they see your face?”  -Fe, Mother of Jessica

“Buzz Lightyear and beyond!”  -Brent, Nephew of Jessica, 3

“This blog sucks! Go put on some makeup!”  -The Internet, probably

“Your essays lack a sense of depth along with a poor and deficient writing ability.”  -Jessica’s New York History Professor with really bad hair

“Windows antivirus software has detected two spyware viruses in your system. If you continue, all current programs and documents will be lost.”  -Jessica’s Lenovo ThinkPad Laptop, 3

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